I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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