Too much gin, very little bucket
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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