dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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