My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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