with your own penis?
Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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