Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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