its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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