yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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