I think I am morally bankrupt
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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