awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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