handjob tips. give me some.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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