I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
pray to the hookup gods
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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