That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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