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atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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