In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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