We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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