Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
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