so explain again why im purple
no
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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