I hope mine doesn't look like that
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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