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my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
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