I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
