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(214): View more from Texas

Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on

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(214): View more from Texas

New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!

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(419): View more from Ohio

if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight

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(513): View more from Ohio

Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day

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(509): View more from Washington

Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart

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(859): View more from Kentucky

he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.

(281): View more from Texas

i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that

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