The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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