wrigley field is MILF paradise
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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