You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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