She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
