How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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