none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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