normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
cat food counts as protein by the way
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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