my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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