we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
They are going to name an STD after you.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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