Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
