Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
