You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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