and you said cock pushups were impossible
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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