I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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