He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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