Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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