Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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