Small penises have feelings too.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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