Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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