whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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