One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
You pole danced in your parka.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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