It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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