My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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