The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
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