making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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