found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
where am i from again
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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