I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
17 year olds will be the death of me.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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