And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Never underestimate the power of titties
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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