what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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