he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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